kookookachoo

lydiabutz:

This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.

I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.

yaminerua:

When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it

vagisodium:

when you have a fond memory with someone but when you bring it up with them they dont remember it

but-i-ship-it-so-hard:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

the future is now

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

marjorinestotch:

“you were a kid once so you can’t hate kids”

svvords:

when people take your food

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

dashb0arcl:

how am I expected to make real life decisions when I still go up the stairs on all fours

kushdrinker:

a silent prayer for all the bugs that have gotten stuck in planes and cars and busses that have no way to get home

slydigger:

*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*

sodamnrelatable:

laugh-addict:

when video games let you save whenever you want